When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. – Mark Twain

Age is a number and mine is unlisted. – Unknown

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young. – Fred Astaire

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. – Oscar Wilde

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille ball

Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. – Tom Wilson

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. – Jennifer Yane

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – H. V. Prochnow

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. – Jean Paul Richter

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. – Unkown